By Royal Command

Her Majesty Shrome

Queen of the Peasants, Defender of the Zero-Grease Web, and Keeper of the Sacred Scrollbar.

Official Portrait
Days Under Her Glorious Reign0Since the Grease Abolition of 14 February 2024

Royal Decrees

Decree 01

By order of Her Majesty, grease is hereby abolished throughout the realm.

Decree 02

All web pages must load faster than a corgi can finish a biscuit.

Decree 03

Henceforth, every button shall feel like pressing a velvet cushion.

Decree 04

CSS bloat is high treason, punishable by exile to the landing page of a coupon site.

Decree 05

No peasant shall post spam within the kingdom, upon pain of swift deletion.

Decree 06

Memes shall be dank, but never cruel - this is the Shrome way.

Titles & Accolades

  • 01First of Her Name, Queen of the Peasants
  • 02Defender of the Zero-Grease Web
  • 03Dame of the Distinguished Order of the Clean Build
  • 04Sovereign of All Pixels, Duchess of Deployments
  • 05Breaker of Spam, Mother of Corgis
  • 06Keeper of the Sacred Scrollbar